those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
still be thinking about her. shadow monster emily my beloved
Anonymous asked:
Parenting hack via my father: He was a single father and very stressed all the time. We were pretty crazy kids and getting us to do anything was a hassle. He made up a game to get us to eat veggies/try new things, where my siblings and I were bunnies and he was a farmer protecting his crops.
We would have to sneak into the kitchen and ‘steal’ his crops (cut up veggies that he put out for us), while he wasn’t looking (ie: making dinner/getting work done)
If he saw us, he would get really theatrical and ‘chase’ us with a broom, hollerin’ about pesky rabbits and all that, while we would run away and scarf down the veggies in hiding. Then the game would start again.
A carrot has never tasted so good.
(As an aside, I don’t know how he got any work done in the end, but I don’t know if he actually cared so long as we ate lol)
kaity--did answered:
Amazing stupendous wonderful I’m stealing
coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes
just remembered the barista who worked there last year and treated me with an attitude generally reserved for children and the incompetent to the point where she would frequently adjust my drink order in front of me and every single time it was BANGIN’
Players of the Luigi's Mansion series may wonder why the vacuum Luigi uses in Luigi's Mansion is called the Poltergust 3000, but the one used in the sequel, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, is called the Poltergust 5000, seemingly skipping the "4000" model number.
This is actually due to the fact that a completely different Mario subfranchise already used the "Poltergust 4000" name by the time Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon released, that being the name of a kart in Mario Kart DS.
This raises the humorous possibility that between the two Luigi's Mansion games, Professor E. Gadd completely restructured the vacuum cleaner into a car for the next model, only to go back on that development and make it into a vacuum cleaner again for the following model.
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“language is socially constructed” to YOU. the heavens descended upon ME to tell me everything’s true name. so
OP is one of the children Frederick II had raised in isolation by a mute nurse so it would grow up uncorrupted by human language and they would find out once and for all whether God spoke Hebrew or German
Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.
You know. To save space.
Me doing 490 exclamation marks: XD
If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.
Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.
Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.
April 2022: Prime Minister Scott Morrison is filmed tackling a child in a non-contact game of soccer. This was extra embarrassing given he had suggested children's sport needed protecting from trans people only a week before.
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